panorama

competition that will be fun for those of us who like pictures;

warm and fuzzy

bombard you? sorry, just catching up.
so if you want to know what the deciding factor is between the 'someday opening' and the 'spacement opening' its that this one will make me feel warmer and fuzzier, on the in-side.
AND it has nothing to do with the free alcohol, so before you say im shallow, dig deep. ITS CHRISTMAS.
*chants: im not feeling guilty, im not feeling guilty*

excerpt:

"HOLIDAY PRESENT AND GIFT SHOW" 2005!!!!!!!
2nd - 22nd December 2005
Someday Gallery
Level 3
Curtin House
252 Swanston St
Melbourne
Wednesday-Saturday 12-7pm Sunday 12-5pm

Someday Gallery is pleased to announce the Someday Xmas Presents "Holiday Present and Gift Show" 2005!!!
A cornucopia of artists from around the world have joined forces with Someday Gallery to raise money for VACCA- the Victorian Aboriginal Child Care Agency Co-operative Ltd. VACCA do really good work supporting Aboriginal families, ensuring that Aboriginal kids know about their heritage and providing culturally appropriate and quality services which are responsive to the needs of the Indigenous community.
All contributing artists have donated works of art which will be sold at very affordable prices with all the proceeds going to VACCA. There are works in a diverse range of media including photography, sculpture, illustration, painting and printmaking. Prices start below $100 making the Someday Xmas Presents "Holiday Present and Gift Show" 2005 an ideal place for Christmas shopping. Give the gift of art and give to the Aboriginal kids of Victoria at the same time!

so you wanna be a rock star

NEW GAME!

thank you mr justin i will no longer be at a loss as to my true identity -

ROCK STAR!
BAND NAME!
HIT SINGLE!

problematic's is;
Rock Star Name: Valerie-Iggy Tabarett
Band name: Stationmaster Rhinoceri Trash
Hit Single: "I'll be your bitch"

How to play:
A) Work out your rock star name.
FIRST NAME: This is your nan or pop's first name hyphenated with your SECOND pet's name.
SURNAME: Your second ever street name.
For example, my Pop's name is Leonard. My second ever pet was a cat called Snowy. My second ever street name was Totterdell. Therefore, my rock star name is Leonard-Snowy Totterdell.
(NOTE: If you've only ever had one pet, or street name, take that. If you've never had a pet or street, contact administration for further counselling)

B) Work out your band name.
To do this, you need to find an anagram of your full name (middle name too). The best way to do this is to download
BLACKDOG'S ANAGRAM GENERATOR here:
http://blackdog4kids.com/games/word/martin.mamo/
(problematic says click on above link)
(You may have to download a little runtime program for it to work, it may
take about five minutes)
Once you have it running. Type in your full name and hit 'anagram now' pick the one that you like best. For example, Justin Marcus Heazlewood becomes:
SIMULTANEOUS CHOW DAZE JR.

C) Work out the title of your hit single.
This must come from a sentence in the last text message you received. It can be a word, fragment, or the whole sentence. For example, the last text I received was from Tom Doig, and I have taken "Come play on Thursday."

Send in your entries in this format.
Name: Justin Marcus Heazlewood
Rock star name: Leonard-Snowy Totterdell.
Band name: Simultaneous Chow Daze Jr.
Hit Single: "Come play on Thursday."

Send in to Bev at: laptopping@bedroomphilosopher.com and we'll publish them!

raise your voices

voiceworks are promising sangria
so ill be there with chee-ar
dance off? they'll show em
i cant write poem's
and i couldnt mc either.

ok ok, so just have a christmassy drink with me anyway?
this is why i dont write very much on this blog...

heartbeats

i'm going to jose tomorrow
do dah do dah
im going to jose gonzalez tomorrow at
the Northcote Social Club
oh da do dah dayyyyy

*runs out of breath due to excessive and uneccessary
gloating*

excited? me? is it wrong to have this picture as my wallpaper today?

LOWBIRDS

the tranquilizers are launching their beautiful ep lowbirds which i am lucky enough to already own a copy of.
dont miss out. ok?

THis SATurday
8:00 onwards.
DING DONGS
delicious supports
midstate orange,minimum chips, fabulous diamonds

built to fail

pretty pictures
sorry about the crease- i folded it without thinking about the consequences, and then proceeded to put it in my bag with all the perished orchids from my corsage at the luau.
x

in the spacement

'I'm travellin' light'...'No, no you don't travel light'
[Tindersticks, self titled 1995]

curated by Deborah Ostrow
1st of December - 17th of December.
1st of December 6pm
Artists include:
Hany Armanious,Thomas Bernstein,Natalie Davey,Domenico DeClario,Deej Fabyc,Nicola Loder,Tracy Nakayama,Jonathan Nichols,Rob McHaffie,Sanné Mestrom,Deborah Ostrow,Tere Recarens,Peter Robertson,Gareth Sansom,David M Thomas,Jeremy Yoder

‘I’m travellin’ light’… ‘No, no, you don’t travel light’ [Tindersticks, self titled 1995], a short-cut road-show, featuring an eclectic cast of international and Australian players culled from a decade of ‘objective chance’ meetings, brought together and curated by artist Deborah Ostrow.

how'dy

bring your lai'dies and holsters, this will be a shoot out to remember.

get lai'd

is that a promise bob?

riff random

well, i dont know, its all a bit dry? this weekend is kind of all comsumed by birthdays, picnics etc.
sorry ive been a bit quiet> soon the scorpio in me will be over.


RIFF RANDOM + CUT COPY (DJ SET) + HTRK + CHILDREN COLLIDE The Corner Hotel, Richmond. 8.30pm. $10.

and apparently
my sexiest band of the year are playing at st jerome's on sunday

THE PRESETS

x

you bring the vice

they've got the miami

so hot right now...

the tranquilizers are playing this friday night
at gertrudes, gertrude st fitzroy.
supported by beautiful
my boy companion
you'd better go.

twenty four

so its november which is mega birthday season.
happy birthday my dear scorpions.
ps email me if you wanna come to my party,
you're all welcome.